Spandex Aficionado Gifts

'What do you mean... You sent the rest of the uniform to the dry cleaners?'

After months of careful planning, it was time to stage the Lycra Intervention.

On the back of the t-shirt...

'He's maturing early.'

Apart from protest footage I forget what downtown looks like.

Mystery Solved - Boxers or Briefs, 'Thanks but you could have just told me.'

'We can't go in... we've only one 'pair of trunks' between us!'

"Underweird bras."

Bobbies library of jeans

T-Shirt reads: 'Out of mind, I won't be back.'

"Have you seen that sweater that you crocheted for me?"

Happy Brithday

"Can't stop watching. That ribbon is amaaazing..."

'It was only a five minute job. Not worth changing out of his best clothes for'

"At first, Dwayne's gymnastic prowess had mesmerized Sarah, but now she longed for more..."

"I'm dating an Olympic gymnast!"

Mankini - One size fits all.

'Instead of a black belt, some of our older students, like Mr. Mertz here, prefer the black suspenders.'

'Your Dad'll give your bike back when he realises he won't qualify for 2012.'

Boxers vs. Briefs

"He'll do anything to get his underwear sponsors a mention!"

"I advise you to take it, Madam, before Washington puts its foot down."

Gymnast tangled up.

"How come more men seem to get into difficulty when we're on life guard duty?"

Less successful 1990s T-shirt designs.

Lemmings jump off a cliff wearing t-shirts reading 'I'm with stupid'.

"Actually, you don't have a pinched nerve...your underwear is too tight!"

The job interview took an odd turn.

'Can I borrow a bra, my nipples need protecting?'

Simone Biles: True Leader

Obese man wearing a T-shirt with 'Too Big To Fail'.

"OK, OK, I believe that you were an ‘all-state gymnast at obedience school’... now please get down."

'Paramedic' 'Doctor' 'Clean underpants man'

"Haven't you guys ever heard of 'casual Fridays'?"

'It would never work, Roger. I'm muscle mass, you're yoga.'