Spandex Aficionado T-Shirts

'What do you mean... You sent the rest of the uniform to the dry cleaners?'

After months of careful planning, it was time to stage the Lycra Intervention.

On the back of the t-shirt...

'He's maturing early.'

Apart from protest footage I forget what downtown looks like.

Mystery Solved - Boxers or Briefs, 'Thanks but you could have just told me.'

Dang! My shorts are riding up on me again!

'We can't go in... we've only one 'pair of trunks' between us!'

Bobbies library of jeans

"Underweird bras."

T-Shirt reads: 'Out of mind, I won't be back.'

"Have you seen that sweater that you crocheted for me?"

"They can steal my bike, but they can't take my dignity."

Happy Brithday

"Can't stop watching. That ribbon is amaaazing..."

'It was only a five minute job. Not worth changing out of his best clothes for'

Mankini - One size fits all.

"I'm dating an Olympic gymnast!"

"At first, Dwayne's gymnastic prowess had mesmerized Sarah, but now she longed for more..."

'Instead of a black belt, some of our older students, like Mr. Mertz here, prefer the black suspenders.'

'Your Dad'll give your bike back when he realises he won't qualify for 2012.'

Boxers vs. Briefs

Gymnast tangled up.

"He'll do anything to get his underwear sponsors a mention!"

"I advise you to take it, Madam, before Washington puts its foot down."

"How come more men seem to get into difficulty when we're on life guard duty?"

Less successful 1990s T-shirt designs.

"OK, OK, I believe that you were an ‘all-state gymnast at obedience school’... now please get down."

"Actually, you don't have a pinched nerve...your underwear is too tight!"

'Can I borrow a bra, my nipples need protecting?'

Obese man wearing a T-shirt with 'Too Big To Fail'.

Lemmings jump off a cliff wearing t-shirts reading 'I'm with stupid'.

Simone Biles: True Leader

The job interview took an odd turn.

'Paramedic' 'Doctor' 'Clean underpants man'