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It soon became apparent that the vicar was an undercover journalist.

Perks

"Here comes the super-visor."

"We were running late, so my mom faxed me to school."

Office Supplies: New and improved motivational posters, now with 25% more inspiration.

Clandestine cows.

Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'

'Call me a cockeyed optimist but I still believe big executive bonuses and perks can buy happiness.'

'I'm a simple man really beneath the code words and the black ops and the multitude of fake passports.'

'Your Dad'll give your bike back when he realises he won't qualify for 2012.'

'I see you worked in government research - what kind?'

Our dental plan consists of a toothbrush and toothpaste.

Gargantua's Paris Meals. Four Men are Feeding Him with Mustard (Rabelais).

"Cheese fondue has gone wherever crepes Suzette and tuna Mornay went."

'Never forget that the best things in life are freebies.'

'That's what I call a perfect cover for your Australian assignment, 007'

'I know I just started working here, but is there any way I could get a company car, a membership to a country club and use of the corporate jet? This would greatly enhance my performance in the mail room.'

"I've got a little job for you, Kretchmer. I want you to infiltrate the I.R.S. and sow the seeds of compassion."

Appointment for Central London Executive - With Car and Parking Space

He's a strange kid -- he has a William F. Buckley Pez dispenser.

The Giant Guardsman Chapters XI and XII

"The americans have been sniffing around again looking to poach some rainmakers...."

Employee Benefits

"We've got kind of a noir thing happening here, Manny. The girlie cigarette doesn't exactly add."

'Hello room service - could you please send up something for me to roll in?'

Homemade Jam.

'That's right, buster, I'm not really Rex, your faithful hunting dog, I'm Agent Baxter of the Fish and Wildlife Service, and you're under arrest for poaching'

'Try to avoid eye contact.'

"...and, as well as your salary, you will be eligible for company transport - a pair of our latest running shoes."

'What do you mean... You sent the rest of the uniform to the dry cleaners?'