Periscope Enthusiast T-Shirts

F&E Subs. Hey, you replaced the little swords with periscope-shaped toothpicks! Nice touch, Ernie!

'He takes his doodling very seriously.'

'I don't have any formal training, but I do own the complet boxed set of 'Get Smart' DVD's.'

"Stargazing sure is less painful at night."

Hospital Departments

Biologists often consult with microbiologists.

The EP-21 spy plane.

Elusive Shadow.

Musical Eye Test

"It's this time of day when I feel most lengthened."

"Good luck Mr. Bond, you have one minute to diffuse this tantrum."

'Daddy, you and Bobby will have lots to talk about...he's a professional sniper, too.'

'No cheating'

Damn. Out of quarters again for the Pay Electron Microscope.

'Look a huge bird!'

Submariners' Eye Test.

Optician and the PI.

'I understand about strangers, but is it okay to take candy from Federal agents?'

'You're right, Mom. Carrots did give me good eyesight. Now I can spot vegetables I don't like a mile away.'

Join the Army! And see the world! Satellite reconnaissance photo analysis division.

Federal Employees Annual Easter Egg Hunt: 'This isn't fair - the CIA always wins!'

NSA

Spy vs. Spy

"So in other words, we're hoping to discover what makes the nitty, gritty."

'It's just the microscope dream again...go back to sleep.'

'Hey, look how tiny the Earth appears through this end!'

"So I tell the ophthalmologist my eyes have been really sensitive to light lately and what's he do? He shines bright lights right in them!"

'Of course these are false colors. The reds are really greens, the greens are reds, the blues are oranges and the oranges are blues.' 'Makes sense.'

... and I'd suggest you take more frequent breaks from your computer.

Up Pariscope.

"I'll be back. And then maybe we can chat about ideas like existentialism."

Gloria knows where you've been tonight, Lance. Apparently, that sandwich she made you for lunch contained salami, cheese, lettuce, tomato and a GPS tracker. !! !!

CIA. Canine Intelligence Agency. I can't believe you blew your cover by chasing a car!

"Oh George, I wish you'd get things in perspective. . .!"

"You're going to love the 360 degree views with this one."