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"Elon Musk just gave me a blue tick and a seat on the next starship."

"Toi Toi Toi!"

"We've all said things about heliocentricity that look bad when taken out of context."

Two gamers play in a game arcade near a machine titled; 'Get a life'.

"With me everything is 'scratch and sniff'."

"You guys need to #@%!% fight harder. You're all #@%!% wimps! You call yourselves a #@%!% army? Bull%#!*!"

"I love it when they come with warning labels."

Serious business

Retro Kid.

'Put it down, it's the captain's log.'

'It was a very friendly reception - the Democrats even registered me to vote!'

AstraZeneca

"It was less of a probing and more of a home invasion."

'Moon Jumper One, you are entering restricted Christmas airspace. ABORT!;

"I swar if you say it's what's inside that counts I will murder you will my beak."

'Please prepare this memo about reducing the use of our photocopiers and give each of our staff a copy. Send them a second copy, as a reminder, in two weeks and send a third reminder the following week.'

"I graduated magma cum laude."

'Thanks heaven Sergei lent us his washing machine for the return flight from ISS.'

No intelligent life to speak of, but great for a barbecue!

Updated Classics.

'...and what about my Human Rights?'

"I'm leaving you, Carol, I need space."

'The females in that country have equal rights -- the poor things!'

Alien throwing out astronaut with the rubbish.

'Before you came along I was beginning to forget what a woman looked like!'

'...And with this shot begins a whole new glorious chapter in our country's long history of military aggression, exploitation, dominance, and overkill.'

Superman Vs. Winter

Roy Rogers of other planets

"Truth, justice and the American way?... Then why didn't you just become a lawyer?"

'I'm concerned that you've been spacing out.'

'How come no one ever sends me a fax?'