Spacex Fan Gifts

"Elon Musk just gave me a blue tick and a seat on the next starship."

...and then I...wait....What's that?? Whoa! We're on a spaceship! This is fun! Hey! What's this button do? Can I pull this lever? Are we there yet? Take a selfie with us? Do we get snacks? Can I drive? Are we there yet? Something we said? Just imagine if we'd been obnoxious!

School Cafeteria. It's the start of the school year. The Geometry teacher will come by to verify that we're serving truly square meals. The grammar teacher says the alphabet soup is runny and needs some punctuation added. History teachers keep a record of all the past meals and so will notice any leftovers being served. And the computer lab staff expressed concern about all the cookies so the astronomy teacher suggested switching to candy for dessert. I'll bet she thinks Starburst and Milk

Atomic Bear: Part 21

"Toi Toi Toi!"

"We've all said things about heliocentricity that look bad when taken out of context."

Two gamers play in a game arcade near a machine titled; 'Get a life'.

"With me everything is 'scratch and sniff'."

"You guys need to #@%!% fight harder. You're all #@%!% wimps! You call yourselves a #@%!% army? Bull%#!*!"

"I love it when they come with warning labels."

"Sorry, I can't... I'm really swamped."

Serious business

"It was less of a probing and more of a home invasion."

Retro Kid.

AstraZeneca

'It was a very friendly reception - the Democrats even registered me to vote!'

"I graduated magma cum laude."

'Moon Jumper One, you are entering restricted Christmas airspace. ABORT!;

"I swar if you say it's what's inside that counts I will murder you will my beak."

'Put it down, it's the captain's log.'

'Well you should have gone before we left!'

'Please prepare this memo about reducing the use of our photocopiers and give each of our staff a copy. Send them a second copy, as a reminder, in two weeks and send a third reminder the following week.'

'Thanks heaven Sergei lent us his washing machine for the return flight from ISS.'

Updated Classics.

'...and what about my Human Rights?'

No intelligent life to speak of, but great for a barbecue!

'...And with this shot begins a whole new glorious chapter in our country's long history of military aggression, exploitation, dominance, and overkill.'

"I'm leaving you, Carol, I need space."

'Before you came along I was beginning to forget what a woman looked like!'

'The females in that country have equal rights -- the poor things!'

Alien throwing out astronaut with the rubbish.

Roy Rogers of other planets

"Truth, justice and the American way?... Then why didn't you just become a lawyer?"

Superman Vs. Winter

'How come no one ever sends me a fax?'