Retro Space Fan Gifts

'Well you should have gone before we left!'

"No Timmy, I don't think your pencil has system requirments or upgrades you can download from the internet."

...and then I...wait....What's that?? Whoa! We're on a spaceship! This is fun! Hey! What's this button do? Can I pull this lever? Are we there yet? Take a selfie with us? Do we get snacks? Can I drive? Are we there yet? Something we said? Just imagine if we'd been obnoxious!

Secret footage from Roswell, shows an alien and debris from a crashed UFO

Early Adopter...Early Opt-Outer

Gramophone dreams of mp3 player.

'I'm too hot to trot.'

Old rocker.

An old-time engineer enters the cockpit on a flight.

The perfect choice for president?... Stephen Colbert!

"Do you do much walking?"

"Remember you told me to put my client list on my computer."

'When played backwards these say terrible things like 'do your homework' and 'clean your room.''

Commuters waiting at UFO stop.

"This is my client's videotaped deposition—please be considerate and rewind after viewing."

Draw!

"Go ahead and laugh, but this baby hasn't crashed since 1961."

Alien attack in the 1950s

Punk rocker passing punk codger in street.

"The next song is for all you unreconstructed commies, who are still in love with their tractors."

Jeremy Clarkson.

"Can't fix the WiFi? How times flies! Seems only yesterday you couldn't program the VCR!"

Computation Lite, 13 Computations Than Our Regular Formulas.

Of course we're faster and more powerful now. I just think we commanded more respect when we filled an entire room.

'Sir, we need to upgrade our technology. We've used up our last roll of ticker tape.'

"I've had a tip off that someone on the team has been using email."

"Now that I've invented it, I have-this odd compulsion to hold it in my hand whenever I go and glance at it incessantly."

'I want a computing system that has a few more games programmed into it.'

World Of Cow - 'If you must know, it's my Birthday and I happen to be great friends with Bob Dylan.'

Man with candle in thought bubble, "Ideas before Edison"

'If you don't want to go digital, fine, but if you're going to store film in our cooler you have to save room some soda and beer."

"I just don't know what we'd have done without our subscription these past 25 years."

'I just found out my vintage Roy Rogers lunch box is worth more than my 401k.'

Astronaut Selfie.

We choose to send a cow to the moon and do the other things. Not because they are hard, but because it'll be darn funny!