Retro Robot Fan Gifts

A robot snacking on micro chips.

Ascent of Machine.

'...and in 1/100000 of a second, it can compound the programmer's error 87,500 times.'

"Uh-oh...it's starting to delegate work to me."

Artifishial Intelligence

Another Turning Point in the Industrial Revolution. Ford Motor Co. On second thought, let's put the cars on the conveyor belt.

"Jimmy, I want you to meet our new safety officer."

Algorithm 'n' Blues

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Robotics. He's programmed to play video games all day long. Planned adolescence!

Your Future Home.

'Ugh! Another oil puddle in the living room – bad robot dog!'

"I'm afraid I'll be replaced by a robot at work."

'When played backwards these say terrible things like 'do your homework' and 'clean your room.''

That's not what I meant when I suggested you get an exercise machine.

"Heart transplant surgery waiting room"

'Take us to your crash test facilities. We're here to liberate our compatriots!'

"Ugh! They always spell my name wrong?"

"Dammit all, haven't they heard of e-mail?"

'Of all the technological advances from the last 60 years, this is one's favourite.'

"This is my client's videotaped deposition—please be considerate and rewind after viewing."

"One day son, all this will be run by robots."

Distributor in love with a multitasking robot.

Draw!

"The boss expects us all to be robots."

'Okay guys - lights out!'

People and robots

Bot Art: After Andy Warhol

"I can't believe Asimov hasn't been cancelled yet. Imagine thinking he can write about our experience!"

Robot surgery.

'I shall now hand over to our guest speaker, management unit XT-56.'

"I'm just gonna do one more set."

"The humans would have really enjoyed this."

"You knew I was high maintenance when we met."

"Can't fix the WiFi? How times flies! Seems only yesterday you couldn't program the VCR!"