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A robot snacking on micro chips.

Ascent of Machine.

'...and in 1/100000 of a second, it can compound the programmer's error 87,500 times.'

"Uh-oh...it's starting to delegate work to me."

"Jimmy, I want you to meet our new safety officer."

Artifishial Intelligence

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Your Future Home.

'Ugh! Another oil puddle in the living room – bad robot dog!'

"I'm afraid I'll be replaced by a robot at work."

'When played backwards these say terrible things like 'do your homework' and 'clean your room.''

"Dammit all, haven't they heard of e-mail?"

"Heart transplant surgery waiting room"

"Ugh! They always spell my name wrong?"

'Of all the technological advances from the last 60 years, this is one's favourite.'

"This is my client's videotaped deposition—please be considerate and rewind after viewing."

"One day son, all this will be run by robots."

Draw!

Distributor in love with a multitasking robot.

'Okay guys - lights out!'

People and robots

"I can't believe Asimov hasn't been cancelled yet. Imagine thinking he can write about our experience!"

Bot Art: After Andy Warhol

"The boss expects us all to be robots."

Robot surgery.

'I shall now hand over to our guest speaker, management unit XT-56.'

"I'm just gonna do one more set."

"The humans would have really enjoyed this."

"You knew I was high maintenance when we met."

"Have you tried turning it off and back on?"