Robot Fans Gifts

'Arthur, when I asked the new guy for coffee, he started to percolate!'

". . . Yeah, two hours to find a charging point, and I'm still here - saving the world will have to wait!"

'Germinate... Germin-ate!!'

'Take us to your crash test facilities. We're here to liberate our compatriots!'

Hug Robot going silent

'Isn't this cool? It's my new work load manager!'

"Of course I'm a Robot Sheep stupid! Where on earth did you think wire wool came from?"

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

Ascent of Machine.

'...and in 1/100000 of a second, it can compound the programmer's error 87,500 times.'

"Uh-oh...it's starting to delegate work to me."

"Oh boy! Mom made microchip cookies!"

"Jimmy, I want you to meet our new safety officer."

Artifishial Intelligence

Algorithm 'n' Blues

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"How could we be short? You had enough chocolate for everyone on our list!"

'Ugh! Another oil puddle in the living room – bad robot dog!'

Your Future Home.

Robotics. He's programmed to play video games all day long. Planned adolescence!

"I'm afraid I'll be replaced by a robot at work."

Pete would never forget the time he saw his very first nasal hare.

"Heart transplant surgery waiting room"

That's not what I meant when I suggested you get an exercise machine.

"Going to Mars sounded like fun. Do you think we can get dad to finance it?"

"Ugh! They always spell my name wrong?"

'Of all the technological advances from the last 60 years, this is one's favourite.'

"One day son, all this will be run by robots."

"That thermostat I bought is smart. It knows how cheap I am, so it keeps our home freezing."

Distributor in love with a multitasking robot.

"The boss expects us all to be robots."

'Okay guys - lights out!'

Bot Art: After Andy Warhol

"I can't believe Asimov hasn't been cancelled yet. Imagine thinking he can write about our experience!"

People and robots