Robot Fans Gifts

'Arthur, when I asked the new guy for coffee, he started to percolate!'

". . . Yeah, two hours to find a charging point, and I'm still here - saving the world will have to wait!"

Hug Robot going silent

'Isn't this cool? It's my new work load manager!'

"Of course I'm a Robot Sheep stupid! Where on earth did you think wire wool came from?"

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

Ascent of Machine.

'...and in 1/100000 of a second, it can compound the programmer's error 87,500 times.'

"Uh-oh...it's starting to delegate work to me."

"Oh boy! Mom made microchip cookies!"

Artifishial Intelligence

"Jimmy, I want you to meet our new safety officer."

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"How could we be short? You had enough chocolate for everyone on our list!"

Your Future Home.

'Ugh! Another oil puddle in the living room – bad robot dog!'

"I'm afraid I'll be replaced by a robot at work."

"Heart transplant surgery waiting room"

"Ugh! They always spell my name wrong?"

"Going to Mars sounded like fun. Do you think we can get dad to finance it?"

Pete would never forget the time he saw his very first nasal hare.

'Of all the technological advances from the last 60 years, this is one's favourite.'

"One day son, all this will be run by robots."

Distributor in love with a multitasking robot.

"That thermostat I bought is smart. It knows how cheap I am, so it keeps our home freezing."

Bot Art: After Andy Warhol

People and robots

'Okay guys - lights out!'

Moon Lander

"The boss expects us all to be robots."

"I can't believe Asimov hasn't been cancelled yet. Imagine thinking he can write about our experience!"

Robot surgery.

'I shall now hand over to our guest speaker, management unit XT-56.'

"I'm just gonna do one more set."

"You knew I was high maintenance when we met."