Robot Rebellion Fan Gifts

"Will you shut up about world domination and just make the damn coffee."

Claus 2.0

Ascent of Machine.

'...and in 1/100000 of a second, it can compound the programmer's error 87,500 times.'

"Uh-oh...it's starting to delegate work to me."

"Oh boy! Mom made microchip cookies!"

Artifishial Intelligence

"Jimmy, I want you to meet our new safety officer."

Algorithm 'n' Blues

"But if you change your system preferences to match mine, is it really love?"

City Electronics and Computers...On sale...ROBOT PETS: 'Robot pets is going too far

'Ugh! Another oil puddle in the living room – bad robot dog!'

Robotics. He's programmed to play video games all day long. Planned adolescence!

Your Future Home.

Dancing with the Star Wars

"I'm afraid I'll be replaced by a robot at work."

',,,And we'd really like a heart for the Tin Man,,,'

"You'll do everything...accounting, marketing, manufacturing...with no pay or benefits...and three years from now we'll trade you in for a newer, sexier model."

'Take us to your crash test facilities. We're here to liberate our compatriots!'

"Heart transplant surgery waiting room"

"Ugh! They always spell my name wrong?"

That's not what I meant when I suggested you get an exercise machine.

'Of all the technological advances from the last 60 years, this is one's favourite.'

"One day son, all this will be run by robots."

Distributor in love with a multitasking robot.

Mrs. Robot attempts to improve her family's diet.

"The boss expects us all to be robots."

People and robots

'So, what do you want to be when you grow up: rebel scum or loyal servant of the supreme android republic?'

'Okay guys - lights out!'

"I can't believe Asimov hasn't been cancelled yet. Imagine thinking he can write about our experience!"

Bot Art: After Andy Warhol

Robot surgery.

'I shall now hand over to our guest speaker, management unit XT-56.'

Institute for Artificial Intelligence.