Robot Parody Fan Gifts

Robotic man mowing the lawn

"You'll love this. It's swarthy yet munificent, didactic and gregarious with hints of dogma."

King Kong uses fly spray against the pesky planes on top of the Empire State Building

Rejected Titles For The Canadian National Anthem.

"The Eggsorcist"

"Bleeeee! It's plastic."

Sock Puppet in Literature

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozak.

"Jack Daniels-in-a-box"

Spam in Hell.

'Take us to your crash test facilities. We're here to liberate our compatriots!'

'I use the clones to help prevent identity theft.'

Mr. Cranky Pants Plants A Garden Part 9

The Second Fall of Man.r

'Germinate... Germin-ate!!'

"Never gonna give thou up -- Never gonna let thou down -- Never gonna run around and desert thouuuuuu."

"The humans would have really enjoyed this."

'Frank has won 20 hands in a row. I'm beginning to think that's not him, but rather a robot with a poker computer installed.'

'That's a million correct answers in a row!'

"Are you sure? It doesn't look like a diet pill!"

"I know I say it in every episode, Carson, but the world is changing and we have to change with it."

Unpopular Street Signs: Go, Please Litter, Yes Parking, Garbage Collection - Sometimes Never - Mon-Fri.

"When you order your dictator from Temu"

Lawyers On A Plane.

"Shouldn't you boys be out fighting crime somewhere?" "Yeah, yeah, whatever." "I could use another beer while you're up." "I ain't goin' on no airplane!" "Anyone pay the cable bill?" The A-Hole Team

Songs About Artificial Intelligence

Doors labelled 'Mechanical Resources', and 'Human Resources

Bird flu parody of Monty Python's 'Dead parrot sketch'.

"They did the brunch! They did the monster brunch!"

'I wouldn't have agreed to let you write your own wedding vows if I knew you were just going to copy the lyrics to Margaritaville!'

Atomic Bear: Part 10

Old Yarns

'It looks like Mel Brooks is at it again.'

Dry Hard with a Vengeance

Successful killers use gas powered chainsaws only.