Robot Comedy Fan Gifts

"And this is our totally computer automated robotic office of Human Resources,"

"Don't be sad, Bud. These decisions are so political."

Dr. Roo.

"Ready. Aim. Pew! Pew!"

"You've been replaced by a new AI program, but we can keep you on until it's finished it's vacation."

'Sir, we're receiving a signal from space. It might be a candidate for possible intelligent alien life!' 'Nice going you ninny, you butt-dialled Earth! Now they're going to know we exist!'

Satis Factory Tour

Robotic man mowing the lawn

"It all seems a bit munch of a munchness."

This is tech support. I will try to correct your problem, or perhaps create another problem.

"I Can't Dance... The Doctor Accidentally Gave Me Two Left Feet!"

'...it's a robots staple diet.'

Aliens would have destroyed us years ago if it weren't for our entertainment value.

'Well yes, they sent me into space: But to be perfectly honest, I had no idea as to what was going on...'

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Seventeen

"What happened?....Icing on the wings!"

'Come back, dear! -- I can explain!'

A workman ponders a bolt on a track

First space criminal investigation

Spaceman serving shrimp.

Lab studies suggest that a human growth pill is just around the corner.

"One human arm torn off by a roomba - starting bid is 500 volts."

Unaware of the importance of dryer sheets, the crew of the starship enterprise embarrassingly warp through space with static Klingons.

Bait & Tackle

Your dinner's in 1966.

'Don't be silly, Ralph...of course you're not being replaced by a computer...you're being replaced by an electric paper shredder.'

'This thing is airproof, right?'

Insurance Broker - "Mrs Dumpty,there's nothing in the policy about walls."

'I'm worried about him. He's becoming emotionaly involved with the vacuum cleaner.'

Well, whaddaya know, your insurance DOES cover probes. Check-Out.

"Will someone get this dog out of here? He's ruining my electron microscope!"

'No one ever does the robot.'

British cloning & genetics research institute annual dance (All the people attending are clones).

"Honey, have you met the new neighbours yet?"

"Just swivel.'