Robot Comedy Fan Prints

"And this is our totally computer automated robotic office of Human Resources,"

"Don't be sad, Bud. These decisions are so political."

"Ready. Aim. Pew! Pew!"

"You've been replaced by a new AI program, but we can keep you on until it's finished it's vacation."

'Sir, we're receiving a signal from space. It might be a candidate for possible intelligent alien life!' 'Nice going you ninny, you butt-dialled Earth! Now they're going to know we exist!'

Satis Factory Tour

Robotic man mowing the lawn

This is tech support. I will try to correct your problem, or perhaps create another problem.

'...it's a robots staple diet.'

Aliens would have destroyed us years ago if it weren't for our entertainment value.

"I Can't Dance... The Doctor Accidentally Gave Me Two Left Feet!"

A workman ponders a bolt on a track

'Come back, dear! -- I can explain!'

First space criminal investigation

'Well yes, they sent me into space: But to be perfectly honest, I had no idea as to what was going on...'

Lab studies suggest that a human growth pill is just around the corner.

"One human arm torn off by a roomba - starting bid is 500 volts."

"What happened?....Icing on the wings!"

Spaceman serving shrimp.

Bait & Tackle

'Don't be silly, Ralph...of course you're not being replaced by a computer...you're being replaced by an electric paper shredder.'

Your dinner's in 1966.

'This thing is airproof, right?'

Insurance Broker - "Mrs Dumpty,there's nothing in the policy about walls."

'I'm worried about him. He's becoming emotionaly involved with the vacuum cleaner.'

"Will someone get this dog out of here? He's ruining my electron microscope!"

"Honey, have you met the new neighbours yet?"

British cloning & genetics research institute annual dance (All the people attending are clones).

'Hurry up in there! -- I don't have all day, you know!'