Robot Laugh Enthusiasts Prints

"It's called a urinal and you pee into it, you stupid idiot."

"Oh boy! Mom made microchip cookies!"

Dancing with the Star Wars

Selfish shellfish - 'You kids share your food and stop being shellfish!'

Mrs. Robot attempts to improve her family's diet.

Bot Art: After Mary Cassatt

Artificial hearts.

'What do you mean, you want a coffee break?!'

"Howdy folks. My name is Mary-Lou and I'll be your server tonight."

"No, this is 111110100111101111 ... you want 111110100111101101."

"You've been replaced by a new AI program, but we can keep you on until it's finished it's vacation."

"Et tu, Killbot 9000?"

"So, professor, in a post-industrial robotic universe, what would be the role of politicians?"

Robotic man mowing the lawn

"What, another live person?! Listen, do you have any computers over there I can speak with?"

Robot about to eat a battery

"I feel it's only fair to warn you, Dr. Thompson, that watching cell division can be quite stimulating!"

"I am your bot server. Page me by phone and tip me in bitcoins."

Robot on the side of a street begging with a sign that says "Outdated, help."

"I won't date an AI engineer unless he can pass the Turing test."

'I had the heaters installed since you complained about my cold hands last time.'

"A few centuries ago, there was a very primitive system for data transmission: it was called Synapse.

"Oh, I never forget a face. Never."

'...it's a robots staple diet.'

"Intel inside."

"Nevermind the carpet, Roomba! Go get help!"

'I'm sorry Donny...I can't get you any work. The studio says you're just too much of a stereotype.'

Bot Art: After Judith Leyster

"We need to complain to Earth's tech leaders about going wireless."

"Would you please come with us, Sir?!"

Robot Olympics

"One human arm torn off by a roomba - starting bid is 500 volts."

'You are charged with assault and battery on a battery....'

'I could be wrong, but I think Frank brought in a ringer.'

"I now pronounce you man-made man and wife."