Robot Laugh Enthusiasts Prints

"It's called a urinal and you pee into it, you stupid idiot."

"Oh boy! Mom made microchip cookies!"

Dancing with the Star Wars

Selfish shellfish - 'You kids share your food and stop being shellfish!'

Mrs. Robot attempts to improve her family's diet.

Bot Art: After Mary Cassatt

Artificial hearts.

'What do you mean, you want a coffee break?!'

"No, this is 111110100111101111 ... you want 111110100111101101."

"You've been replaced by a new AI program, but we can keep you on until it's finished it's vacation."

"Howdy folks. My name is Mary-Lou and I'll be your server tonight."

"Et tu, Killbot 9000?"

Robot about to eat a battery

"I feel it's only fair to warn you, Dr. Thompson, that watching cell division can be quite stimulating!"

"So, professor, in a post-industrial robotic universe, what would be the role of politicians?"

"What, another live person?! Listen, do you have any computers over there I can speak with?"

Robot on the side of a street begging with a sign that says "Outdated, help."

Robotic man mowing the lawn

"I am your bot server. Page me by phone and tip me in bitcoins."

'I had the heaters installed since you complained about my cold hands last time.'

"I won't date an AI engineer unless he can pass the Turing test."

"A few centuries ago, there was a very primitive system for data transmission: it was called Synapse.

'...it's a robots staple diet.'

"Intel inside."

"We need to complain to Earth's tech leaders about going wireless."

Bot Art: After Judith Leyster

'I'm sorry Donny...I can't get you any work. The studio says you're just too much of a stereotype.'

"Oh, I never forget a face. Never."

"Would you please come with us, Sir?!"

Robot Olympics

"One human arm torn off by a roomba - starting bid is 500 volts."

'Uh-oh. They're bringing in the closer to secure the win.'

'I could be wrong, but I think Frank brought in a ringer.'

"I now pronounce you man-made man and wife."

'You are charged with assault and battery on a battery....'