Robotic Humor Lovers Gifts

Barcode Dreams

'Look dear, he's burning his first illegal download to rewritable dvd'

'What do you mean, you want a coffee break?!'

"You've been replaced by a new AI program, but we can keep you on until it's finished it's vacation."

"Et tu, Killbot 9000?"

Goodnight Social Media.

Robotic man mowing the lawn

"He's just discovered that out 450,000 blog rebuttal campaign was directed against a 12 year old in Swindon using his mums computer."

'I was texting when my pop spilled on my laptop, which made me drop my iPod. So you see, officer, it wasn't my fault. Blame technology.'

'...it's a robots staple diet.'

"Zoom says we have connectivity issues..."

"Maybe it's just playing dead."

"One human arm torn off by a roomba - starting bid is 500 volts."

'I'm sorry Sir, I can't allow you to enter this country. Your passport is okay, but your internet rating is lousy!'

Redundant horse searches for the definition of 'giddy up' online.

"And this is our totally computer automated robotic office of Human Resources,"

'Don't be silly, Ralph...of course you're not being replaced by a computer...you're being replaced by an electric paper shredder.'

Paradise: Entrance Without Q-R Code Prohibited

'It keeps sensing disturbances in the Force!'

The Robot's Trophy

"I've found the fault on your computer. Your spell-check had a fight with your predictive text."

Honey, do you think you could try being a little less over-protective?

Zika sexually transmitted

'So you stubbornly continue surfing anonymously on Internet...'

'I'm worried about him. He's becoming emotionaly involved with the vacuum cleaner.'

401 Error

"As a magician, you're good at making things appear and disappear. Would you mind making the files I accidentally deleted reappear?"

'Funny how talking to an automated voice system makes YOU sound like the robot.'

"Good news! The tide is going out, I can upload."

Social Death

"Does this dress make me look fat?"

Beyond the Pale