Robotic Humor Lovers Pillows

I love this thing! It does a great job keeping my floors free of dust and debris. I can just sit and relax while it goes all around the house! But it must stay inside. There's many hazards for it outdoors! Of course, nature abhors a vacuum!

Barcode Dreams

'Look dear, he's burning his first illegal download to rewritable dvd'

'What do you mean, you want a coffee break?!'

"You've been replaced by a new AI program, but we can keep you on until it's finished it's vacation."

"Et tu, Killbot 9000?"

Goodnight Social Media.

"He's just discovered that out 450,000 blog rebuttal campaign was directed against a 12 year old in Swindon using his mums computer."

Robotic man mowing the lawn

'I was texting when my pop spilled on my laptop, which made me drop my iPod. So you see, officer, it wasn't my fault. Blame technology.'

"Zoom says we have connectivity issues..."

'...it's a robots staple diet.'

"Maybe it's just playing dead."

"One human arm torn off by a roomba - starting bid is 500 volts."

'I'm sorry Sir, I can't allow you to enter this country. Your passport is okay, but your internet rating is lousy!'

"And this is our totally computer automated robotic office of Human Resources,"

Redundant horse searches for the definition of 'giddy up' online.

'Don't be silly, Ralph...of course you're not being replaced by a computer...you're being replaced by an electric paper shredder.'

The Robot's Trophy

Paradise: Entrance Without Q-R Code Prohibited

'It keeps sensing disturbances in the Force!'

Honey, do you think you could try being a little less over-protective?

"I've found the fault on your computer. Your spell-check had a fight with your predictive text."

'So you stubbornly continue surfing anonymously on Internet...'

Zika sexually transmitted

'I'm worried about him. He's becoming emotionaly involved with the vacuum cleaner.'

"Good news! The tide is going out, I can upload."

Social Death

'Funny how talking to an automated voice system makes YOU sound like the robot.'

"Does this dress make me look fat?"

401 Error

"As a magician, you're good at making things appear and disappear. Would you mind making the files I accidentally deleted reappear?"

Continue to follow the yellow brick road

Beyond the Pale

Press "one." One what?