Robotics Humor Fan Pillows

Pence retires for the night.

"The leadership team wants a catchy acronym for a new social media app they're calling Functional Applied Relationship Tracker. Any suggestions?"

"Oh boy! Mom made microchip cookies!"

Dancing with the Star Wars

Mrs. Robot attempts to improve her family's diet.

"We didn’t have enough in the budget to replace you with a real robot."

Foxhole - digging robot

"You've been replaced by a new AI program, but we can keep you on until it's finished it's vacation."

'...need to design something to bridge the generation gap.'

Robot Robber

Robot about to eat a battery

'I think I've got a screw loose.'

"The Fad Herald cometh." "Wasn't he just here? Why's he back so soon?" "Hear ye, hear ye. The following is out: Human labor. The following are now in: Pizza delivery droids, Amazon delivery drones, and replacing all blue- and white-collar jobs with cheap, highly productive robot labor... ...robots who never sleep, never ask for a raise, and never complain about harassment... ...because they're too busy plotting the extinction of the meatbag species. We will isolate you. Alienate you from one

The Year 3010: Dismantling the now so out of date human model.

Robotic man mowing the lawn

"I won't date an AI engineer unless he can pass the Turing test."

"Look Zorg, an antique!"

A plunger in an outhouse

"At least we're not spending money on gas for travel."

"What - the customer complaints come in nonstop and the software doesn't work? Pheew... I'm relieved. I feared that something unusual happened today."

'...it's a robots staple diet.'

"Oscar has been known to reinvent himself."

'Uh-oh, another Earthlings computer glitch!'

'We've simplified the control to 2 buttons - snooze and panic.'

"Why don't you pop back in a couple of years - we'll talk again!"

'You are charged with assault and battery on a battery....'

"One human arm torn off by a roomba - starting bid is 500 volts."

'Ladies and gentlemen...may I present to you..Robo pope!'

'Employment agency: We have lots of jobs for robots, apps, drones.'

"No need to set out traps, I'm leaving. You don't have Wi-Fi in this dump."

"And this is our totally computer automated robotic office of Human Resources,"

'You may find a few things have evolved since we abducted you for our research.'