Roboticist Humorist Pillows

''Feet of clay'? - This was some kind of CYBORG?'

'Boy, watch out for that pursestring suture!'

Electric Blanket.

Knight in armor is using his jousting pole as a selfie stick.

"Basically it makes the same mistakes we've always made - but it makes tham so much faster!"

'Trust me. Those shells have always been wireless.'

"You've been replaced by a new AI program, but we can keep you on until it's finished it's vacation."

Smokers smoking on the moon, Astronauts smoking on the moon

'Your car should run fine now. I reformatted the hard drive, increased the ram, scanned for viruses, updated the firmware, upgraded to this year's processor...'

STRIP Hambone: Humanoid computers

'The first day on the job was not going well for Al...'

The benefit of an old-fashioned newspaper.

'Sorry, sweetie -- they're not that kind of cookies.'

"Re-calculating, arrive at your final destination in six...five...four..."

21st century Safe Sex - protecting against face-recognition software.

'Did you hear? We have a new slogan: Artisan-crafted wine made the old-world way.'

Man looking at a vending machine with a hand sticking out of it and a sign that reads "Put'er there buddy".

Sign in Simon's Books Ltd. Ask About Our High Definition Print.

'...it's a robots staple diet.'

'Dad, somehow I got into the IRS files.'

What's that? A car phone. All I need now is a car.

Man on Island.

Angry Joseph in school nativity play says to Innkeeper: 'No, we did not book online.'

"I've never trusted cows."

"One human arm torn off by a roomba - starting bid is 500 volts."

'What's the point? We're never going to be able to compete with online piracy.'

"Does he byte?"

"You boys might as well dig in - this could smolder for days."

Reboot Me.

"His last wish was that we delete his browsing history."

How farmers get away w/ eating crackers in bed

With friends like you...

'In my day we called it 'parenting', not 'troubleshooting your kid'.'