Robotics Comedian Pillows

"His sex robot killed him and then I killed her."

"Honestly, I didn't know your wife was in the shower."

Right, this is the map of all the UFO sightings. Hold the light steady love.

Knight in armor is using his jousting pole as a selfie stick.

"Between you, Alexa, and Siri, I'm just in a house surrounded by women who think they know everything."

'Trust me. Those shells have always been wireless.'

Smokers smoking on the moon, Astronauts smoking on the moon

STRIP Hambone: Humanoid computers

"You've been replaced by a new AI program, but we can keep you on until it's finished it's vacation."

'As far as we can tell, the system went down because someone stepped on a crack in the sidewalk.'

'Some hackers have broken into the system. It goes in as molten steel, and it comes out as chicken gumbo soup.'

The benefit of an old-fashioned newspaper.

"Re-calculating, arrive at your final destination in six...five...four..."

'Did you hear? We have a new slogan: Artisan-crafted wine made the old-world way.'

"He's our back-up if our computers fail."

21st century Safe Sex - protecting against face-recognition software.

'Sorry, sweetie -- they're not that kind of cookies.'

Jim's Smart Kettle

Man on Island.

What's that? A car phone. All I need now is a car.

'...it's a robots staple diet.'

"The Webb telescope can look FAR back in time to before things were a bit s**t!"

Sign in Simon's Books Ltd. Ask About Our High Definition Print.

Man looking at a vending machine with a hand sticking out of it and a sign that reads "Put'er there buddy".

Angry Joseph in school nativity play says to Innkeeper: 'No, we did not book online.'

Psychic TV Guru & Cellular Phone Commercial Spin.

'My new browser is so fast I have to take motion sickness pills.'

'What's the point? We're never going to be able to compete with online piracy.'

Reboot Me.

"One human arm torn off by a roomba - starting bid is 500 volts."

"Does he byte?"