Robotics Comedian Gifts

"His sex robot killed him and then I killed her."

"Honestly, I didn't know your wife was in the shower."

Right, this is the map of all the UFO sightings. Hold the light steady love.

Neil Armstrong Outtakes

Knight in armor is using his jousting pole as a selfie stick.

"Between you, Alexa, and Siri, I'm just in a house surrounded by women who think they know everything."

'Trust me. Those shells have always been wireless.'

I downloaded Thoreau's "Civil Disobedience" into it's memory, and now the "command" key isn't working.

STRIP Hambone: Humanoid computers

Smokers smoking on the moon, Astronauts smoking on the moon

"You've been replaced by a new AI program, but we can keep you on until it's finished it's vacation."

'As far as we can tell, the system went down because someone stepped on a crack in the sidewalk.'

'Some hackers have broken into the system. It goes in as molten steel, and it comes out as chicken gumbo soup.'

The benefit of an old-fashioned newspaper.

'Sorry, sweetie -- they're not that kind of cookies.'

Control Center. A satellite is falling! Tell NASA to divert it so it doesn't hit North Africa. Good golly, Miss Mali!

'Did you hear? We have a new slogan: Artisan-crafted wine made the old-world way.'

"Re-calculating, arrive at your final destination in six...five...four..."

"He's our back-up if our computers fail."

21st century Safe Sex - protecting against face-recognition software.

"The Webb telescope can look FAR back in time to before things were a bit s**t!"

Jim's Smart Kettle

'...it's a robots staple diet.'

Sign in Simon's Books Ltd. Ask About Our High Definition Print.

Man on Island.

Man looking at a vending machine with a hand sticking out of it and a sign that reads "Put'er there buddy".

What's that? A car phone. All I need now is a car.

Angry Joseph in school nativity play says to Innkeeper: 'No, we did not book online.'

'My new browser is so fast I have to take motion sickness pills.'

Psychic TV Guru & Cellular Phone Commercial Spin.

Reboot Me.

Actually, I think you looked better with Atlantis.

"Does he byte?"

"One human arm torn off by a roomba - starting bid is 500 volts."

"Thanks Dad. How much did you pay for this mp3 player?"