Mechanical Humor Fan Pillows

Car Carriage

'Your radiator's gone.'

'I think I've got a screw loose.'

Electric Blanket.

'If I was this car I wouldn't let you in the drivers seat!'

'Your car should run fine now. I reformatted the hard drive, increased the ram, scanned for viruses, updated the firmware, upgraded to this year's processor...'

'...need to design something to bridge the generation gap.'

Man looking at sign that reads 'Hord Wark' and says: "I can't put that up. It's too much like hard work."

Satis Factory Tour

'Is your security clearance top sacred?'

I need a 10 foot board. That's 70 feet in dog feet.

'Well, if I have a short circuit, just lengthen it.'

"We know how to treat old or stubborn workers. After all, this is a dog food factory."

'Ring binders Direct' 'Ace Laxatives'

'It's my prostate.'

'Don't be silly, Ralph...of course you're not being replaced by a computer...you're being replaced by an electric paper shredder.'

Men resting.

'Batteries not included, it's a real cat.'

"They said it had a V-8, so I assumed it would run on tomato juice!"

The Rarely Seen Gas-Powered Eel

'I think I found your missing nut.'

"One CC of lubricant after meals, okay?"

Say No To Crack.

'Try it now.'

Forklift truck

'This thing is airproof, right?'

"So, that's twenty seven breakfast rolls, sixteen bacon sandwiches. . ."

'Reminds me, my urologist said there's something wrong with my plumbing.'

'We deal mostly in rolling stock...'

'Oh, here comes trouble - spanner enters workplace full of cogs!'

It's only firing on 87 cylinders.

'M.O.T. certificate?!...a death certificate's the best I can do.'

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