Automation Humor Fan Pillows

'Don't be silly, Ralph...of course you're not being replaced by a computer...you're being replaced by an electric paper shredder.'

"The leadership team wants a catchy acronym for a new social media app they're calling Functional Applied Relationship Tracker. Any suggestions?"

"You are still here."

"Hackers, Sire! They've broken through our firewall."

"The central digital platform is temporarily renamed Project Schrödinger’s Cat. Until it is accessed on the 24th February it both is and is not a working system."

'...need to design something to bridge the generation gap.'

Robot Robber

"What burns my bottom about www.dazoosucks.com is that we capitalized them."

'I think I've got a screw loose.'

"When they said I'd been replaced by A.I. I'd imagined something more SOPHISTICATED!"

"Your confirmation number is 7913842461. To hear this information again press 1."

Robotic man mowing the lawn

"Here's a blues number written about my inability to remember computer passwords."

This is a voice recognition service...we reserve the right to cut you off if you have an irritating nasal sort of voice.

Caveman to wheel inventor: 'Nice invention - how do you boot it up?'

'...it's a robots staple diet.'

'Stop! That's no way to get data into the cloud.'

Idiot's Guide to Programming a VCR.

"What - the customer complaints come in nonstop and the software doesn't work? Pheew... I'm relieved. I feared that something unusual happened today."

Technophobes Illustrated Dictionary: Worm Virus - Something horny worms are at greater risk of contracting if they choose to solicit the company of worm-whores without protection.

'We've simplified the control to 2 buttons - snooze and panic.'

"Frankly, you seem a little fleshy for our team."

"'Page Not Found' always sounds a little 'careless'. Maybe we could replace it with 'Page Temporarily Engaged in Promoting Alternative Client Focused Services'."

Mousetrap has captured the wrong type of mouse.

"One human arm torn off by a roomba - starting bid is 500 volts."

"And this is our totally computer automated robotic office of Human Resources,"

"No need to set out traps, I'm leaving. You don't have Wi-Fi in this dump."

'Well, now, let's just shine the light of common sense and linear thinking on this little computer problem of yours, shall we?' 'I'm not THAT desperate yet.'

'It's my prostate.'

'Floppy Disk Horror Movie.'

'Judging by that old fashioned light bulb, your idea must be outdated.'

'W-R-O-N-G Voltagggeeee for a vintage machine like myself.'