Robotics Humor Fan Mugs

"What did I tell you about your elbows on the table?"

Pence retires for the night.

"The leadership team wants a catchy acronym for a new social media app they're calling Functional Applied Relationship Tracker. Any suggestions?"

"Oh boy! Mom made microchip cookies!"

Dancing with the Star Wars

Mrs. Robot attempts to improve her family's diet.

Foxhole - digging robot

"We didn’t have enough in the budget to replace you with a real robot."

"You've been replaced by a new AI program, but we can keep you on until it's finished it's vacation."

'...need to design something to bridge the generation gap.'

Robot Robber

'I think I've got a screw loose.'

Tell me about your history. What are your interests? What kind of places do you visit? Are you careful? House of Java.net Cybercafe. You know what I mean: Are you the type that gets around? Your computer seems chaste. You may use it to send me an email. My laptop is virus-free. Freak.

Robot about to eat a battery

Robotic man mowing the lawn

"The Fad Herald cometh." "Wasn't he just here? Why's he back so soon?" "Hear ye, hear ye. The following is out: Human labor. The following are now in: Pizza delivery droids, Amazon delivery drones, and replacing all blue- and white-collar jobs with cheap, highly productive robot labor... ...robots who never sleep, never ask for a raise, and never complain about harassment... ...because they're too busy plotting the extinction of the meatbag species. We will isolate you. Alienate you from one

The Year 3010: Dismantling the now so out of date human model.

"I won't date an AI engineer unless he can pass the Turing test."

'Yeah, but if it's NOT a mirage, maybe we can find Mapquest on it!'

"Look Zorg, an antique!"

"Oscar has been known to reinvent himself."

'Uh-oh, another Earthlings computer glitch!'

"At least we're not spending money on gas for travel."

"What - the customer complaints come in nonstop and the software doesn't work? Pheew... I'm relieved. I feared that something unusual happened today."

'...it's a robots staple diet.'

A plunger in an outhouse

'We've simplified the control to 2 buttons - snooze and panic.'

"Why don't you pop back in a couple of years - we'll talk again!"

'You are charged with assault and battery on a battery....'

"One human arm torn off by a roomba - starting bid is 500 volts."

'Ladies and gentlemen...may I present to you..Robo pope!'

'Employment agency: We have lots of jobs for robots, apps, drones.'

"And this is our totally computer automated robotic office of Human Resources,"

"No need to set out traps, I'm leaving. You don't have Wi-Fi in this dump."

Will work for nuts