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Robotic man mowing the lawn

"You'll love this. It's swarthy yet munificent, didactic and gregarious with hints of dogma."

King Kong uses fly spray against the pesky planes on top of the Empire State Building

"The Eggsorcist"

"Bleeeee! It's plastic."

Sock Puppet in Literature

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozak.

"Jack Daniels-in-a-box"

Spam in Hell.

'I use the clones to help prevent identity theft.'

"Never gonna give thou up -- Never gonna let thou down -- Never gonna run around and desert thouuuuuu."

"The humans would have really enjoyed this."

'Frank has won 20 hands in a row. I'm beginning to think that's not him, but rather a robot with a poker computer installed.'

'That's a million correct answers in a row!'

"Are you sure? It doesn't look like a diet pill!"

Lawyers On A Plane.

Songs About Artificial Intelligence

"Shouldn't you boys be out fighting crime somewhere?" "Yeah, yeah, whatever." "I could use another beer while you're up." "I ain't goin' on no airplane!" "Anyone pay the cable bill?" The A-Hole Team

"When you order your dictator from Temu"

Unpopular Street Signs: Go, Please Litter, Yes Parking, Garbage Collection - Sometimes Never - Mon-Fri.

'I wouldn't have agreed to let you write your own wedding vows if I knew you were just going to copy the lyrics to Margaritaville!'

Bird flu parody of Monty Python's 'Dead parrot sketch'.

The Sedentary Dead.

Old Yarns

"They did the brunch! They did the monster brunch!"

Doors labelled 'Mechanical Resources', and 'Human Resources