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'...it's a robots staple diet.'

'I don't care what the Hares have. Dial-Up is good enough for us!'

"You are still here."

"The central digital platform is temporarily renamed Project Schrödinger’s Cat. Until it is accessed on the 24th February it both is and is not a working system."

"You've been replaced by a new AI program, but we can keep you on until it's finished it's vacation."

"Our website design could be described as "organic"... in the sense that people often compare it to poop."

"What burns my bottom about www.dazoosucks.com is that we capitalized them."

Robot Robber

Robotic man mowing the lawn

"When they said I'd been replaced by A.I. I'd imagined something more SOPHISTICATED!"

"Your confirmation number is 7913842461. To hear this information again press 1."

AI Summit

"Here's a blues number written about my inability to remember computer passwords."

Caveman to wheel inventor: 'Nice invention - how do you boot it up?'

This is a voice recognition service...we reserve the right to cut you off if you have an irritating nasal sort of voice.

'Stop! That's no way to get data into the cloud.'

Technophobes Illustrated Dictionary: Worm Virus - Something horny worms are at greater risk of contracting if they choose to solicit the company of worm-whores without protection.

Lester Hacks into an Abacus.

"Frankly, you seem a little fleshy for our team."

"'Page Not Found' always sounds a little 'careless'. Maybe we could replace it with 'Page Temporarily Engaged in Promoting Alternative Client Focused Services'."

"Do I use Google Maps driving or walking directions?"

Mousetrap has captured the wrong type of mouse.

"One human arm torn off by a roomba - starting bid is 500 volts."

'Our research shows that downloading happy songs prolongs computer life by 20.'

"They misspelled your avatar."

"And this is our totally computer automated robotic office of Human Resources,"

Computer...Computee

'Don't be silly, Ralph...of course you're not being replaced by a computer...you're being replaced by an electric paper shredder.'

'Whatever you do, don't push: 'control', 'alt;, 'anvil'.'

'It keeps sensing disturbances in the Force!'

Invasion if the Ill prepared Giants!

"I've heard of click bait before, but this is ridiculous!"