Robotics Fan Gifts

"This robot barista is so authentic it even got my name wrong."

When handing radiology over to artificial intelligence sounds appealing.

"I'm in way over my head"

"Sir, the robots have gained sentience and are demanding better working conditions."

'I wanted to become a cyborg too, but it costs an arm and a leg!'

'Bad news. You're being outsourced by robots from a third world country.'

'Of all the technological advances from the last 60 years, this is one's favourite.'

Robot surgery.

Ascent of Machine.

'Now that we're completely automated, there's no one to yell at.'

'The robots have gone on strike...'

Machine Wipes Sweat From Surgeon's Brow.

"One day son, all this will be run by robots."

"Oh no, we're not looking for humans to study artificial intelligence - we're machines who want to study humans. Interested?"

'I shall now hand over to our guest speaker, management unit XT-56.'

Remote control sheepdog

"In this scene, imagine you're sentient and know what feelings are."

'All the guys like Sophie. She has a touch screen.'

"Now, before my lunch break, does anybody else need help with a CAPTCHA?"

"I'm afraid I'll be replaced by a robot at work."

'Eddie, take it from me...invest in robotics.'

Our Cars Are Made By 100% American-Made Robots.

'No kidding? -- you broke all THREE laws of robotics?'

"You ever wish the humans would take back their jobs?"

Scan check

"Gotta take this. Robo Call."

"Our home is smart, but it's also lazy! It still hasn't cleaned my room."

No, I'm not a robot

"Yeah, well, I'm not sustainable either."

Human Resources

"Where do you see yourself in five updates?"

"I love you but I can't take any more of your factory resets."

"And it started out relatively harmless - pointless AI chats and some fake celebrity pornography..."

I want the robots to win.

"Dehumanization, maybe, but not depersonalization."