Robotics Fans Gifts

For centuries we have stared down at them in awe, but with this new invention, we will finally be able to harness the awesome power of walking.

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Japan Is Building Conversation Robots for the Elderly. What Would Robots for Old Americans Look Like?

Here Come The RoboBankers

"There's something wrong with CareerBot. He keeps telling kids they can group up to be whatever they want to be."

"Oh no! Are bellbottoms back in fashion again?!"

I'm not a rabbit

"Come on! He's going to teach us how to play chess."

"I'm laughing because 'Your old version of the parenting app needs updating' is exactly what you used to say to me."

'I'm delivering my newspapers, dad.'

'Okay, nanobots, our primary mission is to clean out this guy's arteries. But while we're here I can't see any harm in also building him a nice pair of man-breasts...'

"Rayna, can we make this official?"

Ascent of Machine.

'...and in 1/100000 of a second, it can compound the programmer's error 87,500 times.'

"Uh-oh...it's starting to delegate work to me."

"Oh boy! Mom made microchip cookies!"

Artifishial Intelligence

"Jimmy, I want you to meet our new safety officer."

Algorithm 'n' Blues

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'Ugh! Another oil puddle in the living room – bad robot dog!'

Robotics. He's programmed to play video games all day long. Planned adolescence!

Your Future Home.

"I'm afraid I'll be replaced by a robot at work."

"Heart transplant surgery waiting room"

That's not what I meant when I suggested you get an exercise machine.

'Take us to your crash test facilities. We're here to liberate our compatriots!'

"Ugh! They always spell my name wrong?"

'Of all the technological advances from the last 60 years, this is one's favourite.'

"One day son, all this will be run by robots."

Distributor in love with a multitasking robot.

'Okay guys - lights out!'

"The boss expects us all to be robots."

People and robots