Robot Car Fan Gifts

'Not only does this car park itself, but if it dents the car behind it, it leaves a note with the wrong phone number. Just like I do!'

Ascent of Machine.

'...and in 1/100000 of a second, it can compound the programmer's error 87,500 times.'

"Uh-oh...it's starting to delegate work to me."

"Jimmy, I want you to meet our new safety officer."

Artifishial Intelligence

Algorithm 'n' Blues

City Electronics and Computers...On sale...ROBOT PETS: 'Robot pets is going too far

Your Future Home.

My other car has a bumper sticker that says this on it too.

'Ugh! Another oil puddle in the living room – bad robot dog!'

Robotics. He's programmed to play video games all day long. Planned adolescence!

"I'm afraid I'll be replaced by a robot at work."

"Ugh! They always spell my name wrong?"

That's not what I meant when I suggested you get an exercise machine.

'Take us to your crash test facilities. We're here to liberate our compatriots!'

"Heart transplant surgery waiting room"

'Of all the technological advances from the last 60 years, this is one's favourite.'

"One day son, all this will be run by robots."

Distributor in love with a multitasking robot.

Bot Art: After Andy Warhol

"I can't believe Asimov hasn't been cancelled yet. Imagine thinking he can write about our experience!"

Classic Autos: We have muscle cars for weaklings!

"Please forward all my tickets to the auto manufacturer who made this self-driving car."

'Okay guys - lights out!'

"The boss expects us all to be robots."

People and robots

Robot surgery.

'I shall now hand over to our guest speaker, management unit XT-56.'

"Driverless, 90 days in the police compound, for speeding."

"I'm just gonna do one more set."

'Germinate... Germin-ate!!'

"The humans would have really enjoyed this."

Mad cleaning robot.

"You knew I was high maintenance when we met."