Robot Car Fan Pillows

'Not only does this car park itself, but if it dents the car behind it, it leaves a note with the wrong phone number. Just like I do!'

Ascent of Machine.

'...and in 1/100000 of a second, it can compound the programmer's error 87,500 times.'

"Uh-oh...it's starting to delegate work to me."

Artifishial Intelligence

"Jimmy, I want you to meet our new safety officer."

City Electronics and Computers...On sale...ROBOT PETS: 'Robot pets is going too far

Your Future Home.

'Ugh! Another oil puddle in the living room – bad robot dog!'

My other car has a bumper sticker that says this on it too.

"I'm afraid I'll be replaced by a robot at work."

"Heart transplant surgery waiting room"

"Ugh! They always spell my name wrong?"

'Of all the technological advances from the last 60 years, this is one's favourite.'

"One day son, all this will be run by robots."

Distributor in love with a multitasking robot.

"Please forward all my tickets to the auto manufacturer who made this self-driving car."

'Okay guys - lights out!'

People and robots

"I can't believe Asimov hasn't been cancelled yet. Imagine thinking he can write about our experience!"

Bot Art: After Andy Warhol

Classic Autos: We have muscle cars for weaklings!

"The boss expects us all to be robots."

Robot surgery.

'I shall now hand over to our guest speaker, management unit XT-56.'

"Driverless, 90 days in the police compound, for speeding."

Mad cleaning robot.

"I'm just gonna do one more set."

"The humans would have really enjoyed this."

"You knew I was high maintenance when we met."

"Have you tried turning it off and back on?"