Autonomous Vehicle Fan Pillows

"Please forward all my tickets to the auto manufacturer who made this self-driving car."

My other car has a bumper sticker that says this on it too.

Classic Autos: We have muscle cars for weaklings!

"Driverless, 90 days in the police compound, for speeding."

"The humans would have really enjoyed this."

'Frank has won 20 hands in a row. I'm beginning to think that's not him, but rather a robot with a poker computer installed.'

'That's a million correct answers in a row!'

Songs About Artificial Intelligence

'Sure I said I love 'new car smell', but not as an aftershave.'

"Fancy crashing at my pad later, babe?"

"I'm afraid he's not much fun in the evenings. He's solar powered."

Doors labelled 'Mechanical Resources', and 'Human Resources

'Since you lost your job you're really taking this 'taxi-driver for your kids' thing seriously, Dad.'

"Do you have anything smaller?"

"For tonight's lecture I'm going to stick to the program. I have to. I'm a robot."

There was no denying that 3D printing technology had created a disintermediation revolution in Jeff's workplace.

Angry pensioner

"This robot learns from its mistakes - except when it comes to personal relationships."

Ducks crossing.

"I worry what the next mass extinction might be..."

Cylinder Head

"The car is smart, but he's not. Apparently, he doesn't listen to it when it says it needs gas."

"You're carrying a spare tire for an 18-wheeler but you're driving a mid-size sedan."

Robot News: best places to work

'Isn't this cool? It's my new work load manager!'

Proposed Electric Vehicle Engine Sounds

"Don't you love that new handcar smell?"

'Arthur, when I asked the new guy for coffee, he started to percolate!'

Finishing Line

"Of course I'm a Robot Sheep stupid! Where on earth did you think wire wool came from?"