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Industrial Robot: 'Should I remove this item?'

'Good news, Herndon - we want you to stay on as maintenance man for the computer we replaced you with.'

You won't try to computerize my job will you? Don't hold your breath!

Ascent of Machine.

'...and in 1/100000 of a second, it can compound the programmer's error 87,500 times.'

"Uh-oh...it's starting to delegate work to me."

Artifishial Intelligence

"Jimmy, I want you to meet our new safety officer."

"What old school? This is my life."

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Your Future Home.

'Ugh! Another oil puddle in the living room – bad robot dog!'

"I'm afraid I'll be replaced by a robot at work."

"Ugh! They always spell my name wrong?"

"Heart transplant surgery waiting room"

'Of all the technological advances from the last 60 years, this is one's favourite.'

"One day son, all this will be run by robots."

"That thermostat I bought is smart. It knows how cheap I am, so it keeps our home freezing."

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'Okay guys - lights out!'

People and robots

"I can't believe Asimov hasn't been cancelled yet. Imagine thinking he can write about our experience!"

Bot Art: After Andy Warhol

"The boss expects us all to be robots."

'Business is booming.' - at Uncle Bert's Explosives

Robot surgery.

'I shall now hand over to our guest speaker, management unit XT-56.'

Mad cleaning robot.

"The humans would have really enjoyed this."

"I'm just gonna do one more set."

"You knew I was high maintenance when we met."

"Have you tried turning it off and back on?"