Autonomous Vehicle Fan Gifts

"Please forward all my tickets to the auto manufacturer who made this self-driving car."

My other car has a bumper sticker that says this on it too.

'Take us to your crash test facilities. We're here to liberate our compatriots!'

Classic Autos: We have muscle cars for weaklings!

"Driverless, 90 days in the police compound, for speeding."

'Germinate... Germin-ate!!'

"The humans would have really enjoyed this."

'Frank has won 20 hands in a row. I'm beginning to think that's not him, but rather a robot with a poker computer installed.'

'That's a million correct answers in a row!'

"Fancy crashing at my pad later, babe?"

'Sure I said I love 'new car smell', but not as an aftershave.'

Songs About Artificial Intelligence

Key Fob Manufacturing. In this factory we make fobs which drivers use to turn on their car. Ah, a start-up company!

"Do you have anything smaller?"

'Since you lost your job you're really taking this 'taxi-driver for your kids' thing seriously, Dad.'

Doors labelled 'Mechanical Resources', and 'Human Resources

"I'm afraid he's not much fun in the evenings. He's solar powered."

"For tonight's lecture I'm going to stick to the program. I have to. I'm a robot."

There was no denying that 3D printing technology had created a disintermediation revolution in Jeff's workplace.

Angry pensioner

"This robot learns from its mistakes - except when it comes to personal relationships."

Ducks crossing.

A positive and negative view of electric cars.

"I worry what the next mass extinction might be..."

Cylinder Head

"You're carrying a spare tire for an 18-wheeler but you're driving a mid-size sedan."

"The car is smart, but he's not. Apparently, he doesn't listen to it when it says it needs gas."

Proposed Electric Vehicle Engine Sounds

'Isn't this cool? It's my new work load manager!'

Robot News: best places to work

"Had to make a few changes for the American market."

'Whoah, look! Jed's got new wheels!'

"Don't you love that new handcar smell?"

'Arthur, when I asked the new guy for coffee, he started to percolate!'

"We finally got a message from the Aliens. They said thanks for the Electric Car."