Retro Sci-fi Fan Gifts

"My older self travels back just to remind me to put the cap back on this pen?"

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

"I'm grounded. I forgot to delete the car's computer history after we did those crop circles on Earth."

"We've made great progress!"

In the future, human thought will enter an age of clarity and purity never before dreamed of.

"No Timmy, I don't think your pencil has system requirments or upgrades you can download from the internet."

"Don't worry, they normally look like little humans during the early scans."

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

"I've just been offered a job sorting out the Y1K bug.."

"Meet the author"

Robotic Man

"Abduction 101, when abducting eggs from a primitive planet always lower the temperature in the ship!"

"You left this on our ship."

"Good Lord! Life on Mars...adorable life on Mars!"

"You and your, 'why bother to learn another language. Everyone in the known universe speaks, Zarconian'!"

"Frankly, I can't wait until I evolve into a bird..."

Gifts for a cloned baby!

"Please ask your pet to kindly put down the weapon."

The aliens froze, gripped by a primal fear. This time there would be no abduction.

'Uhhh... Houston, we have a problem.'

Ascent of Machine.

Hair Crop Circle

'He's been like this ever since he had his laser eye treatment.'

"The space aliens who abducted me wanted to know what it was like to be loved...I wasted no time."

Meet Me Outside St. Louis

'Actually, we were hoping you guys would have the solution to all our problems.'

"Hey, remember a few days ago, when all this was unacceptable?"

'Your videotape's intriguing - But it still doesn't prove that they really exist.'

"Technically he's a zombie but we'll market him as a hybrid."

"I brought back important data on that blue planet called Earth."

Before the Internet