Prehistoric Science Fiction Fan Gifts

'Cave TV.'

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

In the future, human thought will enter an age of clarity and purity never before dreamed of.

'I told you it would be useful.'

The first car accident.

"Meet the author"

'Is that the only wallpaper you could find?!'

"Frankly, I can't wait until I evolve into a bird..."

Caveman's dog with head outside car window.

"Good Lord! Life on Mars...adorable life on Mars!"

"So, you say I'll be doubling the numbers of animals I kill?"

"Abduction 101, when abducting eggs from a primitive planet always lower the temperature in the ship!"

'That's about it so far, Son.'

"If we only used bigger clubs we would defeat our enemies every time, and we would dominate them forever!"

Gifts for a cloned baby!

"You and your, 'why bother to learn another language. Everyone in the known universe speaks, Zarconian'!"

'Uhhh... Houston, we have a problem.'

Hair Crop Circle

"Well....I could've done this!"

'Every night it's the same - always my turn to put the Bally Cat out!'

'Actually, we were hoping you guys would have the solution to all our problems.'

'A wheel? No wonder I broke a tooth. I thought it was a donut.'

"Wheel, schmeel—check these babies out!"

"Technically he's a zombie but we'll market him as a hybrid."

'Your videotape's intriguing - But it still doesn't prove that they really exist.'

"It's the dawn of a new era"

The star hunters

A day at the transgenic races

"My latest sighting turned out to be just another weather balloon."

"Whoever made Keir Starmer did a sound professional job."

"Walt Disney on ice."

"I thought you wanted me to change."

Best before 65 million BC.