Prehistoric Fiction Lovers Gifts

The First Selfie!

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

"What's a patent?"

'I told you it would be useful.'

The first car accident.

"If you're tired of stegosaur, go kill something else."

Jurassic Parking Lot

"If we only used bigger clubs we would defeat our enemies every time, and we would dominate them forever!"

'Every night it's the same - always my turn to put the Bally Cat out!'

The discovery of asparagus.

Those Were The Days

If humans instead of dinosaurs had lived when the big asteroid hit.

"Daddy's working from home today."

"The invention of taxidermy."

"No - you’re right. It’s dumb."

"We have plenty of time to catch the ark."

Caveman has a good idea for the wheel.

Their relationship was doomed to fail. She was frigid, and his arms were too short to rub one out.

'Alphabet soup? What's alphabet?'

"I like it but does it get only the one channel?"

Big Rock University. Guidance Counselor. I'd like to switch my major from hunting to gathering!

"I've considered portraiture, but everyone is so ugly."

"Don't make me pull over this mammoth!"

"Look! Other people. We'll have to develop a foreign policy!"

'We unfortunately had to compress our dinosaur area due to budget cuts. On the bright side, TyrannoTriStegoApatoHadroPlesioSaurodon Rex here is now the museum's most popular exhibit.'

The First Kite

'...And they're giving us sixty million years to get in compliance.'

Early man wasn't exactly enthusiastic about the development of language.

"Say, Honey, how about a nice salad for supper instead?"

"I'd like you to see an Anthropologist.''

'I'm tired of playing 'Rock, rock rock'.'

'Of course, I'm not one of those glamorous paleontologists who are all over TV these days.'

We never got anything done around here until we invented verbs.

'Why is it always me that has to put the cat out?'

"Don't bother gathering carbs for me, I'm on the Paleo diet."