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Employee Benefits

"This is nice … let’s not hop again tomorrow."

'He lives for his holidays.'

"Moments like this make me glad I taught you how to fetch mojitos."

'These are job perks.'

'Notice how with truth in packaging requirements all the labels begin with ‘OMG!''

'If we have only fractional ownership, it's not a private jet anymore, is it?'

'You sent your wife to get a bottle of wine from the wine cellar? Your jet doesn't have a wine cellar.'

Cat medal presentations take a long time

"I travel Prada whenever I can."

'We can't cut entitlements for federal employees. We're federal employees.'

Perks

Man and woman on donkeys at the beach

"Well, what would YOU like for Christmas?"

'This scent goes well with a diamond necklace.'

"My strength is as the strength of ten, because I'm rich."

'Call me a cockeyed optimist but I still believe big executive bonuses and perks can buy happiness.'

A bride and her father walk down an aisle decorated with cost of the wedding.

We would have come to you sooner, but he wouldn't ask for directions.

An Eskimo sits in a melting igloo, as a central heating van drives away.

Rolls Royce House and Car

"Read me back the minutes from the last dip."

Our dental plan consists of a toothbrush and toothpaste.

"The filthy rich"

'I think I've spotted our problem.' (too many consultants)

'Dear, of course no one can tell you what they think of the wine, you haven't told them how much it cost yet.'

"It's our best seller. Perfect for sitting idly by."

'The company had a good quarter, so we've decided to give you that company vehicle you've been wanting.'

"Don't worry son. We're going to get you the best money that medicine can buy."

'Now, shake, boy, shake...'

Party games.

Sleeping Chair.