Perspex Aficionado Gifts

"These are the Oscars of the perspex trophy-making industry."

It soon became apparent that the vicar was an undercover journalist.

F&E Subs. Hey, you replaced the little swords with periscope-shaped toothpicks! Nice touch, Ernie!

Clandestine cows.

"They can steal my bike, but they can't take my dignity."

Perks

"Here comes the super-visor."

Office Supplies: New and improved motivational posters, now with 25% more inspiration.

Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'

"We were running late, so my mom faxed me to school."

'Well, kids -- I guess it all started to fall apart when they canceled 'Seinfeld'....'

'Call me a cockeyed optimist but I still believe big executive bonuses and perks can buy happiness.'

'I'm a simple man really beneath the code words and the black ops and the multitude of fake passports.'

'Your Dad'll give your bike back when he realises he won't qualify for 2012.'

Our dental plan consists of a toothbrush and toothpaste.

'I see you worked in government research - what kind?'

Gargantua's Paris Meals. Four Men are Feeding Him with Mustard (Rabelais).

"Cheese fondue has gone wherever crepes Suzette and tuna Mornay went."

'Never forget that the best things in life are freebies.'

'That's what I call a perfect cover for your Australian assignment, 007'

"I've got a little job for you, Kretchmer. I want you to infiltrate the I.R.S. and sow the seeds of compassion."

'I know I just started working here, but is there any way I could get a company car, a membership to a country club and use of the corporate jet? This would greatly enhance my performance in the mail room.'

He's a strange kid -- he has a William F. Buckley Pez dispenser.

Employee Benefits

"We've got kind of a noir thing happening here, Manny. The girlie cigarette doesn't exactly add."

"Who put up this poster of Julio Iglesias?"

"The americans have been sniffing around again looking to poach some rainmakers...."

The Giant Guardsman Chapters XI and XII

Appointment for Central London Executive - With Car and Parking Space

'Mrs. Nortman just sent in this fax of a rash that she's got on her stomach.'

'Hello room service - could you please send up something for me to roll in?'

Homemade Jam.

'That's right, buster, I'm not really Rex, your faithful hunting dog, I'm Agent Baxter of the Fish and Wildlife Service, and you're under arrest for poaching'

'Try to avoid eye contact.'

"...and, as well as your salary, you will be eligible for company transport - a pair of our latest running shoes."