Spandex Skeptic Gifts

Looking for a gift for the spandex skeptic? Whether you prefer comfort, authenticity, or just a touch of humor, our collection offers witty and thoughtful items that celebrate your love for natural movement and genuine style. Perfect for those who resist the squeeze and embrace their true self, these products highlight personality and comfort with a humorous twist. Show the world that you’re proud to stand out—comfortably and confidently.

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"Can't you take up some kind of sport that doesn't involve spandex?"

"Can't you take up some kind of sport that doesn't involve spandex?" mockup

"Can't you take up some kind of sport that doesn't involve spandex?"

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On the back of the t-shirt...

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'This is too small. Get me a 12...How many times?! I'm a 10 or a 12 on top and a 12 or 14 on the bottom depending on the shop, the cut of the fabric, the ambient air temperature, and the rotation of Pluto...and we always try the 10 first capiche?'

'This is too small. Get me a 12...How many times?! I'm a 10 or a 12 on top and a 12 or 14 on the bottom depending on the shop, the cut of the fabric, the ambient air temperature, and the rotation of Pluto...and we always try the 10 first capiche?'

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"You keep an eye on our horse. I'm checking to see if the bookie runs off with our money."

"You keep an eye on our horse. I'm checking to see if the bookie runs off with our money." mockup

"You keep an eye on our horse. I'm checking to see if the bookie runs off with our money."

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"You need to lose 20 cable channels." mockup

"You need to lose 20 cable channels."

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"It's a self-driving skateboard." mockup

"It's a self-driving skateboard."

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Support Group for high heels abandoned during the pandemic

Support Group for high heels abandoned during the pandemic mockup

Support Group for high heels abandoned during the pandemic

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'Do you call this spaghetti'

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'Do I have to give thanks for all the spinach, or just the bite I'm going to eat?'

'Do I have to give thanks for all the spinach, or just the bite I'm going to eat?' mockup

'Do I have to give thanks for all the spinach, or just the bite I'm going to eat?'

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'I hate running in the outside lane.' mockup

'I hate running in the outside lane.'

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This year, Barry resolved to try new things and take more chances - starting tomorrow.

This year, Barry resolved to try new things and take more chances - starting tomorrow. mockup

This year, Barry resolved to try new things and take more chances - starting tomorrow.

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'I'm trying to get in shape enough so I can wear Spandex in public.'

'I'm trying to get in shape enough so I can wear Spandex in public.' mockup

'I'm trying to get in shape enough so I can wear Spandex in public.'

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Ed Revere, Spam Courier

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'Your Dad'll give your bike back when he realises he won't qualify for 2012.'

'Your Dad'll give your bike back when he realises he won't qualify for 2012.' mockup

'Your Dad'll give your bike back when he realises he won't qualify for 2012.'

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Jeff was watching his weight.

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"I like anything but long walks on the beach."

"I like anything but long walks on the beach." mockup

"I like anything but long walks on the beach."

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"She's not the perfect wife, but at least she's not always buying shoes."

"She's not the perfect wife, but at least she's not always buying shoes." mockup

"She's not the perfect wife, but at least she's not always buying shoes."

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'I'm glad I don't like spinach because if I liked it I'd eat it and I hate the stuff!'

'I'm glad I don't like spinach because if I liked it I'd eat it and I hate the stuff!' mockup

'I'm glad I don't like spinach because if I liked it I'd eat it and I hate the stuff!'

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'You've got me. Is it animal, vegetable or minestrone?'

'You've got me. Is it animal, vegetable or minestrone?' mockup

'You've got me. Is it animal, vegetable or minestrone?'

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'French onion soup. Hold the soup.' mockup

'French onion soup. Hold the soup.'

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"No, I'm sorry Geoff. I still can't remember you ever having a six pack there."

"No, I'm sorry Geoff. I still can't remember you ever having a six pack there." mockup

"No, I'm sorry Geoff. I still can't remember you ever having a six pack there."

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"£38,000 in consultancy fees and 'sell more stuff' is the best you can manage."

"£38,000 in consultancy fees and 'sell more stuff' is the best you can manage." mockup

"£38,000 in consultancy fees and 'sell more stuff' is the best you can manage."

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"I made a new year's resolution to eat spinach. If I can't stand it, I'll give it up for Lent."

"I made a new year's resolution to eat spinach. If I can't stand it, I'll give it up for Lent." mockup

"I made a new year's resolution to eat spinach. If I can't stand it, I'll give it up for Lent."

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'What do you mean... You sent the rest of the uniform to the dry cleaners?'

'What do you mean... You sent the rest of the uniform to the dry cleaners?' mockup

'What do you mean... You sent the rest of the uniform to the dry cleaners?'

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Ladies in Lycra

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"Last year, you said you were signing up to a gym...it it nice?"

"Last year, you said you were signing up to a gym...it it nice?" mockup

"Last year, you said you were signing up to a gym...it it nice?"

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"So, let's see what your fitness band says today."

"So, let's see what your fitness band says today." mockup

"So, let's see what your fitness band says today."

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"You know, I really, really, don't like ethnic restaurants."

"You know, I really, really, don't like ethnic restaurants." mockup

"You know, I really, really, don't like ethnic restaurants."

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Just Say No to Chicken Soup

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"I only get them to please my dad." mockup

"I only get them to please my dad."

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'You're home early. I thought you were going to the gym.' 'I did. And then I saw a big sweaty butt print on the stationary bike seat, and well, here I am.'

'You're home early. I thought you were going to the gym.' 'I did. And then I saw a big sweaty butt print on the stationary bike seat, and well, here I am.' mockup

'You're home early. I thought you were going to the gym.' 'I did. And then I saw a big sweaty butt print on the stationary bike seat, and well, here I am.'

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'He doesn't use drinking fountains. He can't swim.'

'He doesn't use drinking fountains. He can't swim.' mockup

'He doesn't use drinking fountains. He can't swim.'

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Spandex Skeptic Gifts Collection

Spandex Skeptic Mugs

Looking for more cheeky mugs that celebrate the love of comfort and individuality? Discover our full range of humorous and heartfelt designs.

Spandex Skeptic Pillows

Add more personality to your space with pillows that speak your mind. Browse our selection for comfortable, humorous options that make a statement.

Spandex Skeptic Prints

Complete your decor with prints that showcase your unique attitude towards comfort and style. Explore our art collection for more uplifting and funny designs.

Spandex Skeptic T-Shirts

Find even more witty and comfy t-shirts that let you show off your personality with humor and style. Explore our collection for your perfect fit.