Sax Fan Pillows

'And a one, and a two, and a three, and a four...'

Gracie goes to get cookies for Santa, but Papi has eaten them all.

'Would you like you steak WITH or WITHOUT a capella?'

Birds doing the 'wave'.

Saxophonist playing on the map of Cornwall.

"We tried six speakers, then twelve, and finally we put in the Pittsburgh Symphony, yet we still feel something is lacking."

Raging Bull on Ice

Michail Glinka

'Nothing like some tea and symphony.'

'You have the right to remain silent. . .'

Woman rating a man's performance with scorecards.

Man playing large saxophone in shape of the word 'jazz'.

'Perkins! Quit goofin around and get back on this stage now!'

"I'm supposed to meet a minister and a priest here..."

A clown combines music and soap bubbles.

Mick Jagger at 95.

'You can't just nod. You have to say, I do. Good Lord. Are all mimes this annoying, or is it just you?'

"Just be proud we're the first father-son ice dancing team."

Scat Singing/Sdog singing.

'Please prepare this memo about reducing the use of our photocopiers and give each of our staff a copy. Send them a second copy, as a reminder, in two weeks and send a third reminder the following week.'

"Whose great idea was the four four two formation."

Claudio Monteverdi

Blues Night.

Penguins - one is skating.

"He believes it will freeze over any day now."

White Wine on Ice!

Distracted by the Senator's mesmerizing speech, Willard inadvertently pushes the wrong button.

'This court hereby sentences you to fifteen months in an imaginary box.'

Percy Grainger.

'Is something wrong Kevin... we don't talk anymore!'

Ladies in Lycra

'How come no one ever sends me a fax?'

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