Scat Singing Fan Pillows

Scat Singing/Sdog singing.

"This is the perfect way to watch movies if you love mosquitoes and having a cold, wet butt."

'Bloody favouritism I call it.'

Beware of Falling Notice.

'We only serve menacing drunks here Sir, not small insignificant ones.'

'Would you like you steak WITH or WITHOUT a capella?'

"I lettered in spelling."

"It's great to see Biff; Socksie the cat is out of the bag..."

A bird plays the flute to a cat.

"I don't have the lip for saxaphone."

'We drove 800 miles for this? If I wanted to look at a roomful of dusty bottles, we could have visited your mother.'

Alarmistclock

'I'm down to a pack of neuroses a day.'

"Well, it's been nice. And obviously the £10 million win hasn't change you. . . . A mug of tea an' a couple garibaldies - as tight as ever!"

"I think I see a miscreant in the carpark. There's no time to call the police I must deal with it myself."

"You cheap shit! Why can't we have a designer divorce?"

Safety Barriers

"Talk to me. You have wounds. I have salt."

"I'm telling you! They don't know anything! No one is in charge!"

"Young Billy play lak he on fire tonite!"

"Really Mum? Natural selection gave us short arms to stop us from picking our noses?"

I've founded my own religion. Of course you have, Rudy. It's off to a good start. Already, it's being mocked by people of other faiths. If history's any guide, within a couple hundred years, it'll be widely accepted and people who don't believe in it will be persecuted. What are the central tenets of your religion? A true Rudian knows that life is suffering, and winning arguments online is salvation.

'What's that funny smell?'

'The kidnappers want 500.000,- Euros for the boss. I offered them 600.000,- Euro to keep him.'

'Let's agree to disagree.'

You naughty kittens, you lost your mittens? Now you shall have a pie.

"Why'd the chicken cross the road?"

Waiter thinks drowning man is asking for 5 beers

"I'd like to take a few minutes to make a series of promises I have no intention of keeping."

'Doors opening.' - 'Doors closing.' - 'Doors bored now.'

Bat

I only built the moat to keep the cats out.

Musician

A bill poster pasting up a wanted poster of himself.

Echo Mountain...NO Yodeling! - Falling rock zone.