Scat Singing Fan T-Shirts

Scat Singing/Sdog singing.

"This is the perfect way to watch movies if you love mosquitoes and having a cold, wet butt."

'Bloody favouritism I call it.'

Beware of Falling Notice.

'We only serve menacing drunks here Sir, not small insignificant ones.'

"It's great to see Biff; Socksie the cat is out of the bag..."

"I lettered in spelling."

'Would you like you steak WITH or WITHOUT a capella?'

"I don't have the lip for saxaphone."

A bird plays the flute to a cat.

'I'm down to a pack of neuroses a day.'

Alarmistclock

'We drove 800 miles for this? If I wanted to look at a roomful of dusty bottles, we could have visited your mother.'

"Well, it's been nice. And obviously the £10 million win hasn't change you. . . . A mug of tea an' a couple garibaldies - as tight as ever!"

"You cheap shit! Why can't we have a designer divorce?"

Safety Barriers

"I think I see a miscreant in the carpark. There's no time to call the police I must deal with it myself."

"Talk to me. You have wounds. I have salt."

"I'm telling you! They don't know anything! No one is in charge!"

'The kidnappers want 500.000,- Euros for the boss. I offered them 600.000,- Euro to keep him.'

'What's that funny smell?'

"Really Mum? Natural selection gave us short arms to stop us from picking our noses?"

"Young Billy play lak he on fire tonite!"

"I'd like to take a few minutes to make a series of promises I have no intention of keeping."

Bat

Echo Mountain...NO Yodeling! - Falling rock zone.

Musician

'Doors opening.' - 'Doors closing.' - 'Doors bored now.'

Waiter thinks drowning man is asking for 5 beers

A bill poster pasting up a wanted poster of himself.

"Why'd the chicken cross the road?"

'I can't believe she left everything to that stupid parakeet!'