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"Hello, everyone. My name is Mittens, and I'm addicted to catnip."

On his desk, a cat has an in box, out box and litter box.

Police Feline Unit

"And as soon as he's on the mend,we'll get the physiotherapist in here with a ball of twine."

'Do you have any catsup?'

"You were right: I don't like water, but I do love snow!"

"Oh, yeah, that's the spot... just stay there... hurt so good... a little harder—yes! You are my hero, no kidding, I freaking love y-oooh..."

'Oh, really?... I'm actually more of a dog person.'

'Bloody favouritism I call it.'

'Wow, talk about shedding!'

"You understand that they call you 'good boy' because they can't remember your name, right? They never forget my name, they care about me..."

Couple sitting in living room reading books while dog reads a book with a cat shaped cover.

'Of course I'm being catty. How else do you expect me to act?'

Ricky discovers only cartoon cats can fly.

"As you can hear, it has an engine that purrs ... '

How Amazon was invented

"Well, it's disappointing: Young Master seems to use the term 'best friend' for anybody who pays him the slightest attention..."

"It's great to see Biff; Socksie the cat is out of the bag..."

'Simply put, we are on our ninth life!'

Fluffy explains her string theory.

A bird plays the flute to a cat.

"Stock options won't do it. I'll also need a ball of yarn."

"I'm fascinated by body language."

"You're completely screwed up."

"She's all over YouTube."

"Dear Diary: Today I ate, groomed, napped. Ate, groomed, napped. Ate, groomed, napped ... HAIRBALL!!"

"I didn't really start applying myself seriously until around the eighth life."

"I now what you've come to expect from me is physical comedy, but tonight I thought we'd try something a little different."

"No, being declawed is the opposite of being a cyborg!"

Two vending machines for fisherman: 'Live Bait' next to 'Dead as a Doornail Bait'

'It was part way through the initial investigation that detective Walters felt as if he was being watched, but there was no one in the room. No one that is except the cat, who sat contently on the chair and watched him with an almost human repose.'

Cat mistakes bars for toilets.

'I just love that little fluffy grey kitten!'

'Cat job interviews.'

Woman pins up a Lost Cat poster on a telegraph pole, but the cat is hiding from her behind the pole.