Saxophone Fans Mugs

Saxophonist playing on the map of Cornwall.

No Elgar!

The Hey Diddle Diddle Orchestra

Four children playing the flute.

Antonio Vivaldi

Timpani.

Violinist.

Double Saxophone

'I'm sure I could lie on my back waving my feet in the air if I could play the saxophone.'

Team Cello

Viola, cello, 1st violin and 2nd violin vending machine.

'I'm not sure if he plays that loud because he has a good set of lungs or if it's a mean streak in him.'

Vaudeville producers audition a singing Canada goose.

"We tried six speakers, then twelve, and finally we put in the Pittsburgh Symphony, yet we still feel something is lacking."

"Damn it, Hopkins, didn't you get yesterday's memo?"

Wiz Fipple and his Circadian Rhythms.

"When I said I wanted socks, I obviously meant I wanted a multi-room sound system with voice activated management."

A saxophone player reads music that says, 'Dade, dade, dade, dade, dade, deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee' with the eeeeeeees falling off the music stand onto the floor.

Composer's Trousers Fall Down.

Despite some initial reservations, the knights were often grateful for Guinevere's presence at the Round Table.

Michail Glinka

'Nothing like some tea and symphony.'

Ha! Musical fruit my patootie...

Man playing bum-note.

'Perkins! Quit goofin around and get back on this stage now!'

The Ignored Busker

A clown combines music and soap bubbles.

"I think what Kandinsky was really trying to say was this..."

"And for that pain deep down in your soul, I'm going to prescribe the saxophone."

Long necked giraffe playing long saxophone

Felix Mendelssohn

String Quartet Vending Machine