Saxophone Enthusiasts Mugs

"Hey man, please don't litter in my saxophone case."

A Fairytale Update

Jazz quartet, piano, bass, sax and drums

Boptimism

Saxophone Player.

Radiator jazz player

See, Catty-O? I told you dinner was included with admission.

Cossack dancers

"This number goes out to all the little people I met on my way back down."

Six jazz instruments.

Busking, "Stop worrying your father for money."

David Grohl - Foo Fighters

Parents start infant on the way to fame.

'I'm sure I could lie on my back waving my feet in the air if I could play the saxophone.'

In case of funky emergency, break glass

Double Saxophone

'That was Charlie Parker's 'Ornithology.' I threw in a flat nine in bar 16 and a tritone substitution in bar 22. Who noticed that? Hands up if you noticed!'

The Echoes at Killarney

Saxophonist playing on the map of Cornwall.

"Steve? Hold on, lemme grab my fiddle."

Red hot little combo

"No, son. Let him finish."

'I'm not sure if he plays that loud because he has a good set of lungs or if it's a mean streak in him.'

"Damn it, Hopkins, didn't you get yesterday's memo?"

People bell ringing - 'RING TONES'

'...and on Bass...'

"I feel that what would really give your next album a major boost would be some kind of well-publicized personal problem."

A saxophone player reads music that says, 'Dade, dade, dade, dade, dade, deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee' with the eeeeeeees falling off the music stand onto the floor.

Musical Pipe

Bassoon practice.

"The estranged string trio."

Despite some initial reservations, the knights were often grateful for Guinevere's presence at the Round Table.

"How come they remember every word of any pop song but not a single line of poetry?"

"Romance"

'Not only did I fix the leak, but when you run the hot water it plays 'Harlem Nocturne'.'