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Guns/Blunt Instruments.

A Fairytale Update

Jazz quartet, piano, bass, sax and drums

Radiator jazz player

See, Catty-O? I told you dinner was included with admission.

Six jazz instruments.

In case of funky emergency, break glass

'I'm sure I could lie on my back waving my feet in the air if I could play the saxophone.'

Double Saxophone

'That was Charlie Parker's 'Ornithology.' I threw in a flat nine in bar 16 and a tritone substitution in bar 22. Who noticed that? Hands up if you noticed!'

Saxophonist playing on the map of Cornwall.

"I don't want our date to end, either, but my arm is about to fall off."

"No, son. Let him finish."

Red hot little combo

'I'm not sure if he plays that loud because he has a good set of lungs or if it's a mean streak in him.'

Thursday is the new Friday

"Damn it, Hopkins, didn't you get yesterday's memo?"

'...and on Bass...'

'The Orginial Big Band sound'

A saxophone player reads music that says, 'Dade, dade, dade, dade, dade, deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee' with the eeeeeeees falling off the music stand onto the floor.

Musical Pipe

Despite some initial reservations, the knights were often grateful for Guinevere's presence at the Round Table.

"Ralph - you'd play better golf if you had your eyes checked."

'Not only did I fix the leak, but when you run the hot water it plays 'Harlem Nocturne'.'

Ha! Musical fruit my patootie...

Man playing bum-note.

Man trying to catch a saxophonist with butterfly wings.

The Ignored Busker

A fat saxophonist on the beach wearing a rubber ring.

'Grown-ups sure make playing a lot of work.'

"I think what Kandinsky was really trying to say was this..."

"And for that pain deep down in your soul, I'm going to prescribe the saxophone."

Long necked giraffe playing long saxophone

A wolf playing a saxophone under a full moon.

Hell on trio island