Laser Light Enthusiast Gifts

"No threat detected. Their vast resources are spent on lasers that combat wrinkles and unwanted hair."

'It's not the boring company meetings that make me go crazy...it's those presentations with the laser light pointers!'

'He's been like this ever since he had his laser eye treatment.'

'I think your father's had one of his big ideas...'

Four Common Lampshade Mistakes and How To Avoid Them.

"Someday, these will be installed in every home and business that wants to seem artsy."

'No, I'm sorry, Danny. I'm afraid your dad won't be able to shoot laser beams from his eyes after surgery.'

'Please Henderson - Not another one of your bright ideas!'

Tedious Romantic.

"Talk about energy efficient...every lightbulb in this house will outlive you!"

Throg, Destroyer of Worlds...and cat.

'Just checking that I've turned off the lights, dear!'

"No threat detected. Their vast resources are spent on lasers that combat wrinkles and unwanted hair."

You need a new reading light

Museum of Art and Science. Monet. "Claude Monet, the father of impressionism, was a master of light. He sometimes painted in series, showing the passage of time with evolving sunlight and shadows." Einstein. "Albert Einstein won a Nobel Prize in Physics for his work in the dual nature of light, behaving like both a wave and a particle, and how this duality explains the photoelectric effect." I love that! Even though Einstein and Monet both worked with light, the only thing their work has

'So anyways, I got a great deal on a candle factory from this total sucker and,,, hey, watcha reading'

"Notice how the artist uses light to draw in the viewer."

"And God said, 'Let there be light.'" "CFL, incandescent or LED?"

Illuminating agricultural production

'Thank goodness you're here!'

The balance of power shifted when sparky figured out how to use the laser pointer.

'We dreamed of this day and it's finally here... Behold the 'anti-Sandler ray'!'

How cartoons are helping the environment.

Man lighting ceiling candle

"You're way ahead of your time!"

'Joe said he had some special bulbs.'

Bored kid fighting off an alien attack.

Surgical equipment burning a hole through the table.

"Together we are superspreaders of light!"

'Sit down, Dave. You're not impressing anyone with your new laser-eye treatment.'

"You want the genie...I'm the genius of the lamp."

Dressing Rooms: Now With Dimmer Switches

"I've reduced our carbon footprint and replaced all our bulbs with energy efficient low wattage ones."

'Disgruntled with Edison, Fred patents his own invention.'

"Oh, ignore that. Penny likes to play with laser pointers."