Laser Light Enthusiast Mugs

"No threat detected. Their vast resources are spent on lasers that combat wrinkles and unwanted hair."

'It's not the boring company meetings that make me go crazy...it's those presentations with the laser light pointers!'

'He's been like this ever since he had his laser eye treatment.'

'I think your father's had one of his big ideas...'

Four Common Lampshade Mistakes and How To Avoid Them.

"Someday, these will be installed in every home and business that wants to seem artsy."

'No, I'm sorry, Danny. I'm afraid your dad won't be able to shoot laser beams from his eyes after surgery.'

"Talk about energy efficient...every lightbulb in this house will outlive you!"

'Please Henderson - Not another one of your bright ideas!'

Tedious Romantic.

Throg, Destroyer of Worlds...and cat.

'Just checking that I've turned off the lights, dear!'

You need a new reading light

"No threat detected. Their vast resources are spent on lasers that combat wrinkles and unwanted hair."

'So anyways, I got a great deal on a candle factory from this total sucker and,,, hey, watcha reading'

"Notice how the artist uses light to draw in the viewer."

Illuminating agricultural production

The balance of power shifted when sparky figured out how to use the laser pointer.

'Thank goodness you're here!'

"And God said, 'Let there be light.'" "CFL, incandescent or LED?"

How cartoons are helping the environment.

"You're way ahead of your time!"

Bored kid fighting off an alien attack.

Man lighting ceiling candle

'Joe said he had some special bulbs.'

Surgical equipment burning a hole through the table.

"Together we are superspreaders of light!"

'Sit down, Dave. You're not impressing anyone with your new laser-eye treatment.'

Dressing Rooms: Now With Dimmer Switches

"You want the genie...I'm the genius of the lamp."

It is hip to put a lampshade on your head at a party only if it is an art lamp.

'ALP Electric Company'

"Oh, ignore that. Penny likes to play with laser pointers."

"I've reduced our carbon footprint and replaced all our bulbs with energy efficient low wattage ones."