Laser Beam Enthusiast Gifts

Throg, Destroyer of Worlds...and cat.

'He's been like this ever since he had his laser eye treatment.'

'I think your father's had one of his big ideas...'

Epic Battles

Hairy men taking advantage of the laser tag/laser hair removal combo package.

'No, I'm sorry, Danny. I'm afraid your dad won't be able to shoot laser beams from his eyes after surgery.'

'Please Henderson - Not another one of your bright ideas!'

"No threat detected. Their vast resources are spent on lasers that combat wrinkles and unwanted hair."

"No threat detected. Their vast resources are spent on lasers that combat wrinkles and unwanted hair."

The balance of power shifted when sparky figured out how to use the laser pointer.

"And God said, 'Let there be light.'" "CFL, incandescent or LED?"

How cartoons are helping the environment.

Bored kid fighting off an alien attack.

Missing You#2

Surgical equipment burning a hole through the table.

'Sit down, Dave. You're not impressing anyone with your new laser-eye treatment.'

"I've reduced our carbon footprint and replaced all our bulbs with energy efficient low wattage ones."

"Oh, ignore that. Penny likes to play with laser pointers."

'Isn't it great to learn traditional skills passed down through the ages? Hand me the laser knife, please.'

'ALP Electric Company'

John's Laser Shop and Eye Patches 4 U Shops

"Jessica could you call Tech Support and ask when the lazer was last calibrated please?"

'Well, yes, sometimes there can be side effects to laser eye surgery!'

"I was thinking about going into politics... but I've got qualifications."

"That's his way of saving energy. He never turns it on."

Angel changing a star lightbulb

Bob invents the Zero Gravity Light Bulb.

Changing the light bulb.

Light Artillery

"Come on, what's Christmas without special effects?"

Laser Beam Playing Record.