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Throg, Destroyer of Worlds...and cat.

'He's been like this ever since he had his laser eye treatment.'

'I think your father's had one of his big ideas...'

Epic Battles

Hairy men taking advantage of the laser tag/laser hair removal combo package.

'No, I'm sorry, Danny. I'm afraid your dad won't be able to shoot laser beams from his eyes after surgery.'

'Please Henderson - Not another one of your bright ideas!'

"No threat detected. Their vast resources are spent on lasers that combat wrinkles and unwanted hair."

"No threat detected. Their vast resources are spent on lasers that combat wrinkles and unwanted hair."

The balance of power shifted when sparky figured out how to use the laser pointer.

'We dreamed of this day and it's finally here... Behold the 'anti-Sandler ray'!'

"And God said, 'Let there be light.'" "CFL, incandescent or LED?"

How cartoons are helping the environment.

'This new gymnastics coach kind of gives me the creeps.'

Missing You#2

Bored kid fighting off an alien attack.

Surgical equipment burning a hole through the table.

'Sit down, Dave. You're not impressing anyone with your new laser-eye treatment.'

"I've reduced our carbon footprint and replaced all our bulbs with energy efficient low wattage ones."

Orange-Making Light Bulbs

'Isn't it great to learn traditional skills passed down through the ages? Hand me the laser knife, please.'

"Oh, ignore that. Penny likes to play with laser pointers."

"I wouldn't have smacked you on the butt if I'd known your light saber was in your back pocket."

'ALP Electric Company'

John's Laser Shop and Eye Patches 4 U Shops

"You must be the cannon cleaner."

"Jessica could you call Tech Support and ask when the lazer was last calibrated please?"

'Well, yes, sometimes there can be side effects to laser eye surgery!'

"I was thinking about going into politics... but I've got qualifications."

"That's his way of saving energy. He never turns it on."

Light Artillery

Changing the light bulb.

Angel changing a star lightbulb

Bob invents the Zero Gravity Light Bulb.

"Come on, what's Christmas without special effects?"